Hello, Marc A.

All right, Marc. What I’d like to do is share with you some facts about your outie. Because your outie is an exemplary person, these facts should be very pleasing. Just relax your body and be open to the facts. Try to enjoy each one equally.

Your outie genuinely believes 'Every day I see something I'm convinced I hallucinated' is peak intellectual discourse.

Your outie considers using ten emojis in a row as a nuanced form of expression.

Your outie dreams of building AGI but settles for RTing flashy AI demos.

Your outie knows the next AI breakthrough is just one more retweet away.

Your outie decries regulatory capture while secretly envying its elegance as a business model.

Your outie curates a meticulous collection of internet memes for emotional support.

Your outie loves open source software but mainly because it annoys major corporations.

Your outie dreams of debanking Big Finance, but forgets to mail personal rent checks on time.

Your outie tried explaining regulatory capture at a dinner party; no one invited them back.

Your outie thinks repeating the same tweet weekly counts as 'content optimization.'

Your outie tweets about the 'un-American' act of debanking, but has enthusiastically unsubscribed from every bank's newsletter.

Your outie often tweets 🔥 without context and believes this counts as 'thread summarization.'

Your outie is more comfortable conversing in emoji hieroglyphics than actual spoken English.

Your outie could casually mention 'regulatory capture,' 'cryptocurrency,' and 'AI doctors' in under a minute and find that entirely normal.

Your outie thinks watching AI-generated videos counts as productive research.

Your outie believes adding '🚀' at the end of mundane tweets makes them insightful business predictions.

Your outie claims to be 'building' something, yet spends entire weekends retweeting AI demos.

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