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Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 7, 2025

This Privacy Policy describes how Severance Wellness Memes ("we", "us", or "our") collects, uses, and shares information when you use our website (the "Service").

Information We Collect

When you use our Service, we may collect the following types of information:

  • Public Twitter Profile Data: When you opt-in, we access your public Twitter profile information and recent public tweets. This includes your username, display name, profile picture, and public tweet content.
  • Usage Data: We may collect anonymous usage data such as pages visited and features used.

How We Use Information

We use the information we collect to:

  • Generate personalized Severance-themed wellness memes based on your public Twitter content
  • Improve and optimize our Service
  • Process payments through Stripe

Data Storage

We do not store any private data from your Twitter account. We only process public information that you explicitly opt-in to share with our Service. Our application does not support any authentication.

Third-Party Services

Our Service uses the following third-party services:

  • Stripe: For processing payments. Please refer to Stripe's privacy policy for information on how they handle your payment data.
  • Twitter/X: To access public profile information that you explicitly share with us.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us at @transitive_bs.

Terms of Service

Last updated: March 7, 2025

Please read these Terms of Service ("Terms") carefully before using the Severance Wellness Memes website (the "Service") operated by Agentic ("we", "us", or "our").

Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using the Service, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of the terms, you may not access the Service.

Description of Service

This website is not affiliated with, endored by, or connected to Apple, Severance, Lumon, Endeavor Content, Red Hour Productions, Fifth Season, or anything else remotely official. It is a fan-made website that generates Severance-themed wellness memes based on your public Twitter profile.

Intellectual Property

This Service is created by Travis Fischer under Agentic. The Service contains content that may include text, graphics, images, and other materials created by us or obtained from third parties. All content on the Service is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.

User Content

When you provide your Twitter username to our Service, you grant us permission to access and use your public Twitter profile and tweets for the purpose of generating personalized memes. You represent and warrant that you have the right to grant such permission.

Payments

All payments are processed through Stripe. We do not store your payment information. All purchases are final and non-refundable unless required by law.

Disclaimer

THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE.

Limitation of Liability

IN NO EVENT SHALL WE BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, USE, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, RESULTING FROM YOUR ACCESS TO OR USE OF OR INABILITY TO ACCESS OR USE THE SERVICE.

Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify or replace these Terms at any time. It is your responsibility to review these Terms periodically for changes.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at @transitive_bs.