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Hello, Elon M.elonmusk

All right, Elon. What I’d like to do is share with you some facts about your outie. Because your outie is an exemplary person, these facts should be very pleasing. Just relax your body and be open to the facts. Try to enjoy each one equally.

Your outie has Grok on speed dial labeled as 'therapist'.
Your outie regularly debates with software engineers on Twitter about tech he barely understands.
Your outie spends weekends roasting government inefficiencies, yet somehow still manages a rocket company with multiple explosions.
Your outie retweets political hot takes faster than he patches Twitter features.
Your outie thinks teaching Grok to shitpost is an achievement comparable to landing on Mars.
Your outie calls AI voice mode 'unhinged', completely unaware he's describing his entire Twitter presence.
Your outie has officially tested more rocket prototypes than he has original opinions on DEI policies.
Your outie thinks passing AI leaderboard tests qualifies as a personality trait.
Your outie says Starship is revolutionary, but secretly just enjoys saying "multiplanetary" during meetings.
Your outie measures his success by how much controversy each tweet generates.
Your outie enjoys publicly dunking on journalists, yet is surprisingly sensitive to meme criticism.
Your outie preaches Neuralink to fix brain issues yet can't solve his compulsion to overuse laughing emoji 🤣🤣.
Your outie can discuss thrust capacities of engines in detail but is confused when asked basic human social skills questions.
Your outie genuinely believes that tweeting emoji responses counts as effective communication.
Your outie claims to support efficiency yet spends hours every day spraying tweets rather than doing any real work.
Your outie measures Twitter success by meme engagement metrics.
Your outie thinks running multiple billion-dollar companies simultaneously is 'just basic block and tackle stuff'.
Your outie posts about ending wars right between tweeting about rocket boosters and Dogecoin. Truly a peace-loving space crypto guru.
Your outie renamed Twitter to X for some unknown reason but still "tweets" daily.
Your outie simultaneously crusades against propaganda yet enthusiastically promotes AI named Grok in 'unhinged mode'.
Your outie thinks calling senators 'Dick' and 'Big Balls' is nuanced political discourse.
Your outie roasts tax-funded scams while his rockets roast the atmosphere. Irony level: 9000.
Your outie’s life-goals include multiplanetary expansion and making memes about government bureaucracy—both equally important, apparently.
Your outie is convinced the solution to global problems involves either AI or memes, ideally both.
Your outie believes tweeting rocket emojis periodically constitutes adequate emotional expression.
Your outie's vision of democracy is measured in Raptor engine thrust and AI leaderboard rankings.

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