Hello, Pieter L.

All right, Pieter. What I’d like to do is share with you some facts about your outie. Because your outie is an exemplary person, these facts should be very pleasing. Just relax your body and be open to the facts. Try to enjoy each one equally.

Your outie turns every casual dinner chat into an impromptu networking event—and then gets star-struck by Twitter handles.

Your outie has launched 70+ projects but still believes GPT-6 will finally make debugging obsolete.

Your outie made a flight simulator mostly to justify their addiction to chasing performance bottlenecks at 120 FPS.

Your outie thinks of their project failures as 'iterative game physics adjustments.'

Your outie considers Cloudflare's CAPTCHAs more challenging than landing an F-16 in their own game.

Your outie refuses to use Adobe out of principle but considers Photopea a personality trait.

Your outie openly wonders why Pornhub is their game’s top referrer but secretly already knows why.

Your outie thinks hacking videos games with alien triangle ships counts as 'community engagement.'

Your outie replaced social interaction with monitoring 'live analytics dashboards' and considers it socialization.

Your outie believes 'selling the moon' counts as sustainable monetization.

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