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Hello, Lex F.lexfridman

All right, Lex. What I’d like to do is share with you some facts about your outie. Because your outie is an exemplary person, these facts should be very pleasing. Just relax your body and be open to the facts. Try to enjoy each one equally.

Your outie considers fasting for podcasts the ultimate flex and a reasonable way to prep for interviews.
Your outie claims to have an ultrawide monitor for productivity but mainly just watches SpaceX launches in disbelief.
Your outie tweets heartfelt apologies after every single political take that mildly inconveniences anyone.
Your outie tweets motivational Marcus Aurelius quotes at 2 a.m.—truly a man of Stoic discipline.
Your outie is considering 'AI-powered political discourse' as an actual business model this year.
Your outie once called a YouTube feature request 'trivial', then offered to personally implement it the same day, revealing a hopeless relationship with reality.
Your outie tweets about loneliness moments away from pivoting into philosophy SaaS.
Your outie unironically used 'LFG humanity' in a serious public message.
Your outie preps for interviewing game developers by declaring Fortnite required research.
Your outie bought a dark suit not for fashion, but to camouflage himself among Secret Service agents and avoid social interaction at public events.
Your outie considers programming in new languages 'personal growth' but mainly just enjoys colorful syntax highlighting.
Your outie seriously proposed an 8-hour presidential debate on his podcast, failing to consider that no one has your level of attention span.
Your outie applies for White House press passes as a “fun side quest”—this is peak podcast host behavior.
Your outie thinks visiting Kyiv and Moscow back to back is an acceptable way to 'push for peace,' and calls THAT podcast content.
Your outie uses robot emoji unironically when speaking about the deep mysteries of existence.

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